Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Oh Lordie, Lordie...

I've seen some happy-clappy prosthelytizing in my time, but nothing quite like some of the recent comments on this blog. Even as an English tutor, I'd have difficulty criticising this comment, as it comprises 469 words (2,662 characters) without a breath in the middle. More importantly, it rambles on about some alleged business fraud that Yolande is definitely not responsible for... which doesn't surprise me in the slightest as it is something about which I know absolutely zilch.

Let's get back to reality. First off, read "About Me" in the sidebar. I'm not a parent at Rosewood with some strange - or worse still, racist - grudge against Yolande Beckles. I'm simply the friend of someone in London from whom she embezzled a large sum of money.

Now read the rest of this blog, post by post. It will tell you the details of all the businesses this woman has run that have collapsed, leaving creditors in massive debt. Type "Yolande Beckles" into Google and see the stories for yourself. After all, that's all I've done. As I keep explaining, "I read more about Miss Beckles in the media, on blogs and elsewhere on the web and I thought I'd bring all the information together in one place." Read this article, and this one and this one and this one and this one and this one and this one and this one and these and this one and this one and... it goes on and on. Also read the first-hand evidence from at least three people who claim that Yolande Beckles attempted to grievously assault or murder them.

For those able to read English, my motives are spelt out clearly on this blog, as is the fact that everything here is sourced from articles on the internet and submissions from first-hand witnesses. After that, you are free to make up your own minds. And to sing and clap if you want.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Imagine Proper English Like Wot Yolande Beckles Rite's, Init!

"Imagine a world where every child has fulfilled their dream. Adults who understand their purpose, goals and ambitions and wish to build a better society for all its citizens. At Think Global Kids we feel that this is our purpose to facilitate and support those families who wish to help their children dream big! This is no mean feat and we understand that we have to convince all the stakeholders to play their role in our 21st Century education vision. Our work involves being hands-on in the public education school system, working and influencing policy makers in education to see the future that expects excellence and brilliance from all its members, parents who drop their children off at the gate and wonder why their child never made it to college, children who looked to adults and the experts for help, guidance and support and still didn't graduate. We say this no longer can continue. The rest of the world is passing us by, becoming more skilled and leading in areas of science and math's where we once led. America it's time to wake up and truly invest in the future of education for ALL."

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Now imagine a world in which correct English is taught and understood. A world in which each of the above eight sentences was grammatically correct and unambiguous, employed appropriate punctuation and capitalisation and demonstrated sound knowledge of plural nouns, multi-clausal construction, slang expressions and the apostrophe and its proper usage. A world in which crooks were unable to exploit parents, take their money and leave their children with a lower probability of achieving a college education than they had previously.

You can help to create such a world in Los Angeles. All you have to do is report Yolande Beckles and her Think Global Kids organisation as an educational fraud, campaign for the termination of her employment within the US education sector and demand that she be deported from the United States and returned to face justice in the British courts. Whatever.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Yolande Beckles - A Husky Voice At Rosewood Elementary

When the DNASat personal tracking systems first generated a mapping circle for Yolande Beckles I clicked on 'Yes' and the satellite homed in on her apartment. What I missed was a second circle to the southwest, indicating traces of her presence around Beverly Boulevard in West Hollywood. I've just had the computer process this new data and... it's come up with what looks like Yolande's place of work. So, somewhere else for lawyers to visit, armed with writs.
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Rosewood Avenue Elementary School
Rosewood Avenue Elementary School from the satellite

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Welcome To Chez Beckles

Yolande Beckles lives here
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According to the final mapping data from DNASat, you are now looking at the Hollywood home of Yolande Beckles, international serial swindler extraordinaire. Not the most exclusive location in Los Angeles, but hardly an urban slum either. If you'd like to speak to Yolande about money she borrowed from you but didn't return, services you provided that she omitted to pay for or money you gave her for services that failed to materialise, you and/or your lawyers can contact her at:

Yolande Beckles
Apartment 228
Poinsettia Apartments
1530 North Poinsettia Place
Los Angeles
CA 90046
Tel: +1 213 909 4255

Have a nice day, y'all.

Friday, January 29, 2010

She's Right, You Know...

Support is pouring in for Yolande Beckles and her Think Global Kids video promotion. On launch day, no fewer than three different people commented positively on YouTube. "My Daughter did Yolande's program this summer. She had so much fun, she didn't even realize she was learning! I'm amazed at the change I see in her - she's so confidant and has retained so much of what she learned. She was totally more prepared to go back to school." said person A.
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Commenter B was equally supportive of Yolande's efforts, to the extent of using almost identical words and the same unusual capitalisation: "My Daughter did Yolande's program this summer. She had so much fun, she didn't even realize she was learning! I'm amazed at the change I see in her - she's so confidant and has retained so much of what she learned. She was totally more prepared to go back to school. And commenter C praised the same wonderful results of Yo's special techniques: "I spent a fortune on my daughter's education and she still couldn't read. Yolande taught my daughter how to read in SIX WEEKS! Thanks Yolande! You're an angel!"

On behalf of those of us who have genuinely learnt a few things and retained some scraps from our schooling, the repeated use of spelling error "confidant" tells a tale. Yes - it's Yolande's confidant - the confidently illiterate Chantal Boccaccio, aka. LASO63, Girlof1000Faces and HeliGirl - director of NaughtySchoolGirls and No Fly Zone Pictures and producer/director of Yolande's latest scam organisation video. The fourth comment comes as a breath of fresh air. "Bu**sh*t", they wrote. "For the truth about this woman, search her out on the web and read about the trail of misery she's left behind her wherever she's popped her head up." Oh yes. That must be me.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Getting Closer

The satellite data is now showing North Poinsettia Place and an apartment block that appears to house a large pool with plenty of recliners. A great place to relax while waiting for a writ to be served. And the phone number is coming up as 213 909 425x. I reckon by Saturday...
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Yolande Beckles' apartment block

Monday, January 25, 2010

Yolande Beckles Think Global Kids Video Is Launched

As previously announced on this blog, the Yolande Beckles Think Global Kids documentary was launched earlier today. Watch it and marvel at how such a small group of inter-related people can appear to be an independent cast of dozens. Yolande Beckles, her video producer, her daughter, her son... I'll leave you to work out who everyone else is. And be impressed by how spacious an $1,830-a-month two-bed apartment can be made to look by a talented film director.

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Once you've enjoyed watching the 10-minute Think Global Kids video, why not contribute to the Yolande Beckles "Help Send My Daughter To Harvard" campaign? In a few days' time I'll give you the address to which to send donations. You can be one of hundreds of lucky donors helping to make the life of one woman and her family so much better, at only a modest expense to yourself. Extra donations may even be able to fund their ultimate dream of travelling into outer space.